I thank the individual for their witty take on opening day and will not divulge their indentity - I cannot promise this if copious amounts of alcohol are involved at any stage.
Alternatively if you have any gems, and there has to be a good few by this stage of the season, you can get them to me and I will pull something together.
Any submissions / stories / admissions etc can be emailed to me at [email protected], or alternatively put them in a sealed envelope and either pin them to the notice board for my collection or pop them into my letterbox aka locker number 126.
It would be a great shame if this fine tradition in our club did not continue as it provided a great source of entertainment over the past number of years.